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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
adevillikeyou
adevillikeyou

Feeling today like making friends is either getting more and more impossible or that I guess I've actually just been really bad at it this whole time and don't know where to go from there.

adevillikeyou

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Right? I try not to feel pessimistic about these things, but I've been feeling very... smothered lately by life. Everything is difficult, everything is inaccessible, and then when I want to complain about it, I feel as though I'm acting entitled. Idk, it's been a weird couple years and I just feel a lot of chafing at the bit and I don't know really where to direct that energy. All I know is I'm sitting here feeling more and more unsettled and isolated and that's just life or something?

@dirtyknots

dirtyknots

Dude very very same. I cannot do the things that might give me enjoyment because I either can’t afford to, don’t have time to, or am too exhausted to. And yeah, it’s been building since probably when the world really reopened. The prices for everything, especially the basics, are just skyrocketing but it’s not like we’re making more in comparison and that combined with just…so much else socially is draining. We have one life but right now it feels like a slog with no end in sight to get to something enjoyable. You can always poke at me tho if you need to vent because I will not judge you or think you’re entitled at all.

udunie
crawlingrats

Please please PLEASE watch this Christmas spot we got in Spain

macmanx

😍

orwellsunderpants

[video description:

View of a town skyline at dusk in the winter, with the J&B Blended Scotch Whiskey logo superimposed on the picture. A flock of sheep walks from left to right, making baaa sounds, their bells jangling. Some Christmas lights with a star are strung along some telephone poles on the left side of the frame.

Cut to the inside of a house where an older man with white hair is sitting in an armchair reading a paper. His wife comes in and puts her handbag on the side table. She’s on the phone, and quickly moves into another room. A lipstick rolls out of the bag. The older man surreptitiously picks up the lipstick, then sneaks into the bathroom, locks the door, and attempts to apply the lipstick. He is not pleased with the results. He wipes off the lipstick and hides it in a small makeup bag on top of the bathroom mirror cabinet.

Elvis Costello’s song “She” begins to play when the wife walks in, and it plays throughout the video. The first line of the song is “She may be the face I can’t forget,” and as the video goes on we learn why this song is significant to the story being told by the ad.

The older man goes to a small store and buys more makeup. The female shopkeeper gives him an unfriendly glare when he pays for his purchase.

The old man looks at a magazine in his home. He tears out a page about makeup and goes back into the bathroom to experiment with the eyeshadow he bought earlier. He tries the lipstick again and adds some rouge. The result is better, but he’s not quite satisfied.

The man goes to a bus stop. Inside the bus shelter, he minutely examines the eye makeup on the model in an ad on the shelter wall. He jumps away from the ad when another man enters the shelter and sits down. The other man doesn’t seem to have noticed what the older man was doing.

Back in the bathroom, the man experiments with mascara. He likes the result. He puts the lipstick on again, and likes this too. Someone knocks on the door, so he hurriedly wipes off the makeup and hides the makeup bag again.

Scene cuts to the living room, where the man sits in his chair reading the newspaper. He looks over at some family photos. One of them shows the man with his arm around a teenager with short, dark hair.

Scene then cuts to the man’s bedroom. It’s nighttime, and he’s in bed with his sleeping wife. The man sneaks out of bed and back into the bathroom. He puts on all the kinds of makeup he bought: lipstick, rouge, mascara, eyeshadow. He looks at himself in the mirror, all made up, and smiles. Now he’s got it right.

The next day, the man is in his living room, where he hears a car honk outside. He goes and looks out the window. Outside is a group of people greeting each other in the driveway; they are an extended family, and apparently have just arrived at the older man’s house. One of the family members is a young man with short, dark hair. Text superimposed on the screen reads “Alvaro, 26 años,” indicating the name and age of the young man. The scene cuts back inside, where the older man comes away from the window, looking thoughtful.

The family sets the table for Christmas dinner, putting out plates and silverware and lighting candles. The older man goes to Alvaro and gestures with his head. “Come with me.” They go into the bathroom. The older man locks the door, then proceeds to put the makeup on Alvaro with much love and tenderness. The older man is happy with the way Alvaro looks. Alvaro is pleased, too.

Cut back to the dining room, where the rest of the family is laughing and talking together. Conversation suddenly stops and people look up, surprised. The grandfather ushers his grandchild out of the bathroom. She stands nervously in front of her family, her face beautifully done. The family pause, then start to smile. The camera goes close on a man with greying hair and beard. He seems overcome with happy emotion, and seems to be the grandchild’s father.

The camera goes back close on the grandchild, who looks shyly at her family. The name and age superimposed now read “Ana, 26 años.”

A woman with greying short hair stands up and goes to Ana. This apparently is Ana’s mom. She gives Ana a big hug. The mom is crying with happiness and love, and smiles at the grandfather through her tears. The grandfather blinks and seems shy but pleased.

The camera pulls back to show everyone at the table again. The grandfather is standing and leading a toast. Superimposed text reads “La magia no solo está en la Navidad. También está en nosotros.” (The magic isn’t only in Christmas. It’s also in us.)

A series of short close shots. Ana happily raises her glass with everyone else. The grandfather takes his wife’s hand and kisses it. Ana’s dad takes a sip of his whiskey, then Ana’s grandmother goes over and gives Ana a big hug.

There’s a brief shot of a bottle of J&B whiskey, which is on the table with the other dinner things, then the scene cuts to show the grandfather looking at Ana and raising his glass to her, smiling. Ana raises her glass to her grandfather and smiles at him.

Final shot is the J&B logo on a black background with the text “de celebrarnos” (to celebrate us).

/end description]

findingfeather

I cannot actually believe we now live in a world where a whisky company thinks it’s commercially viable to make this ad, and to make it about a grandfather who makes Christmas dinner with a family of very “ordinary looking people into a happy, loving affair, by doing this. 

I do not know how to explain how fucking impossible that would have seemed to me twenty years ago when I just realized that possibly, maybe, I wasn’t straight. I cannot explain to you how amazing this is, and how beautiful it is. 

This did not just happen, and yes there are people everywhere fighting to take it away but I cannot explain you the change in the overall culture of everything, everywhere that makes this possible. 

ilyone

This is amazing

adevillikeyou

dirtyknots asked:

The waterboy!Stiles fic is just *bites fist* The way I can picture this as the beginning to Stiles' adventures in your college AU where Derek thinks Stiles accidentally drinks his piss and gets a confused mess of arousal. Just...gremlin Stiles getting that way in HS and being fully confident by college but also absolutely ready to wreck that perfect buttoned up pretty boy. Idk where I was going with this, I got distracted, but anyhow I loved it and I love your writing so thanks xD

adevillikeyou answered:

Hahaha, thank you, thank you. I try not to write on reblogs like that so the original poster doesn’t have to see the heinous shit that I get up to, but I just couldn’t help myself with that one. There was something about the way it hit that had the inspiration immediately firing in my brain. Something about the grainy image quality and the dutch angle that made it feel very voyueristic.

And you know what, I had not considered that at all, but I actually looooove it. You know I love my gremlin Stiles and the idea that people keep trying to be embarrassed or humiliated for him and he just uno reverses it by being really turned on and getting off to it instead? So stupid and funny and horny and exactly the energy I like to imagine he brings to a lot of his interactions. Just like, you can’t slut shame me if I’m too slutty to dislike it. :P

Also it would feed into my need to make that particular AU as messy as possible. Giving him this backstory of embracing fetish to deal with bullying? Ooooh the potential for that to just be wells and wells of unresolved angst. Him unintentionally teaching himself that sex is a good coping mechanism and he can just fuck his way through his problems instead of addressing them.

Probably still feeling like he’s constantly trying to prove himself to his dad, who he feels very isolated from. Never having really resolved the rift between him and Scott– his only really stable and fulfilling relationship in the past just being used for tinder in raunchy sexcapades that he doubts Scott would ever admit to engaging in. Most likely having an extremely toxic non-relationship with Jackson that whole time. Trying so hard to date him and get close to him and foster something private between them, but Jackson was just not ready to fully come out of the closet, let alone love and accept himself enough to be able to send any of that back to a partner. So instead they just had a lot of hatesex and screaming matches and unfair promises and sometimes he still sends Stiles dickpics and sometimes Stiles still responds to them.

So when he gets to college he feels liberated, but if anything he’s just a more manic mess and no one is close enough to him to realize that he’s getting a little bit out of control and spiraling. Hence the regular blackout drinking at parties and the loads of unsafe sex and the desire to chase after familiar dynamics even if he knows they’re bad for him overall.

So when Derek steps in and so clearly is bringing so many of his own issues to the table, it’s catnip to this self destructive tendency that Stiles has. And he can’t help pushing and pushing and pushing and wanting more and more. He knows Derek needs more time or space or help and stability, but he just can’t give that. All he has is sex and his neediness and so he just bleeds that into their volatile energy.

Much to think about. :P

dirtyknots

Okay first: uno reverse is hilarious as a way to describe his reactions to them but also completely accurate and something I can imagine Stiles actually thinks in his head the first time he twists bullying to stop hurting from it!

Also yes okay, yes to all of this. People definitely grow apart and it's natural but for someone who lost his mom young and whose dad fell into a bottle and work trying to deal with it and kinda left him abandoned, added on to be different (Polish name, ADHD, clingy) and having virtually no friends because of that like...of course he's going to end up taking it a lot harder when Scott starts to make other friends and he feels left out or behind. Nevermind the intimate ways they "practiced" with each other despite that brotherly feeling.

And lord yes, him and Jackson just having the most toxic and damaging non-relationship relationship where there's this constant push/pull between them because Jackson definitely needs and craves having Stiles desire him and be available for him but he's also too damaged himself to actually deal with that in any healthy way or admit that he needs to feel wanted. And then of course there's that side where he knows that the entire team and probably half the school at this point know what Stiles has been doing as their waterboy and he cannot handle anyone thinking he could possibly enjoy that in any real way, so of course it turns him into a massive douche. And then there's Stiles, needing to feel that intimacy and connection and being so lonely inside but unable to really articulate that to anyone who actually cares for him, so he's just taking what he can get and then lashing back when Jackson pushes him away, but still always giving in when he's hit up yet again to hook up. And he's definitely the one who cares the least about how many people see them screaming in each other's faces so it just drives that wedge between what they want and what is happening even further. I'd reckon the only reason they stop their whatever is because Jackson leaves for collegiate sports training a month before Stiles leaves for campus and there's no real time left to go ahead and keep this shit up. But that's also when Scott leaves and if Stiles felt that rift of abandonment before, it's even worse now. I imagine that's when he starts getting riskier with his behavior. Like, sure, he engaged in some very kinky shit in HS with Jackson and the team but that was still people he knew, now it's strangers at whatever club will take his fake ID or off whatever kinky hookup app he manages to try next and he definitely convinces himself this is just him being free of he bullshit even though it's still reaction to feeling so alone.

And then the party and he's drunk but he's not that drunk, not enough to not see how hot and uptight this dude in the bathroom is, or to smell what's been done to the beer he forgot in here that most definitely was at last half gone but is miraculously full now. And, like you said, here we can see him recognizing familiar dynamics when he sees Derek watching him and he just. Cannot. Help. Himself. He knows, somewhere inside, that this is not going to go the way he can't even admit to himself that he wants, but he does it anyhow. Because watching the way Derek gets the most confused fucking boner and seeing him want sparks that same thing in Stiles that he felt when he kneeled on that locker room floor and opened his mouth. And he fully convinces himself he's going to be smarter this time, he's gonna have his fun with this preppy jock but he's definitely not going to get in his feels about it. This isn't gonna be Jackson 2.0 - he's going to have fun and open this guy's mind to the kinky side of life and he's going to walk away just fine. And maybe somewhere deep inside he knows it's a lie, but he's doing what he's perfected over the years: pretending that everything is fine and letting his dick make his decisions. And of course it gets worse when he interacts with Derek a few days after the first time they have a messy kinky hookup and Derek behaved exactly like Jackson, pushing Stiles away and acting embarrassed that anyone might think that there's something happening between them and Stiles just getting livid and calling Derek a repressed prick before storming off. But of course that next weekend there he is, hot and sweaty and drunk and Stiles can't help but want, especially when Derek looks at him with open desire, his eyes all hazy from drinking and smoking and Stiles tries to be strong when Derek finally corners him, but he's drinking again himself and he's so fucking lonely and then Derek mumbles some dumb endearment at him, calls him baby or something equally stupid while also encouraging Stiles' face into his hairy sweat glistening pit just off to the side of the yard where anyone can see and that's it, Stiles is letting it happen and his dumb brain is still pretending he's not gonna let this asshole get under his skin even tho he knows it's already happening and he's falling back into a mess.

adevillikeyou

I mean at this point I might as well hand the keys over because you're absolutely nailing it at every turn and lord knows if it's up to me I'll spend another year and a half just thinking about whether I'll actually write this thing or not. :P

And you know how much I love seeing you work. You just get what's the raunchy, ridiculous fun bits and what are the emotional, hurty bits and how much you need to pull at both strings-- often simultaneously.

Just imagining these two being the absolute biggest drama queens on campus and everyone either knowing them or knowing about them and the obvious rumors about their insane relationship? That's delicious.

dirtyknots

We are in the same boat hahahaha. I want it but also as much as I think about it I’m like…but can I write it the way it deserves? Because it needs absolutely the angst and emotion married with the smutty fun bits.

One day between the two of us maybe there will be enough for us to just flesh it out a little more and have a fully realized fic lmao.

But yes! If there’s someone on campus who hasn’t either witnessed their dramatic messiness themselves or heard about it from someone who did, it would be a miracle. And it doesn’t help that when they’re in the moment and not fighting, they’re absolutely getting down and dirty wherever they are with no regard to who’s around. So whoever they think they’re fooling, it certainly isn’t the people going to school with them.

adevillikeyou

dirtyknots asked:

The waterboy!Stiles fic is just *bites fist* The way I can picture this as the beginning to Stiles' adventures in your college AU where Derek thinks Stiles accidentally drinks his piss and gets a confused mess of arousal. Just...gremlin Stiles getting that way in HS and being fully confident by college but also absolutely ready to wreck that perfect buttoned up pretty boy. Idk where I was going with this, I got distracted, but anyhow I loved it and I love your writing so thanks xD

adevillikeyou answered:

Hahaha, thank you, thank you. I try not to write on reblogs like that so the original poster doesn’t have to see the heinous shit that I get up to, but I just couldn’t help myself with that one. There was something about the way it hit that had the inspiration immediately firing in my brain. Something about the grainy image quality and the dutch angle that made it feel very voyueristic.

And you know what, I had not considered that at all, but I actually looooove it. You know I love my gremlin Stiles and the idea that people keep trying to be embarrassed or humiliated for him and he just uno reverses it by being really turned on and getting off to it instead? So stupid and funny and horny and exactly the energy I like to imagine he brings to a lot of his interactions. Just like, you can’t slut shame me if I’m too slutty to dislike it. :P

Also it would feed into my need to make that particular AU as messy as possible. Giving him this backstory of embracing fetish to deal with bullying? Ooooh the potential for that to just be wells and wells of unresolved angst. Him unintentionally teaching himself that sex is a good coping mechanism and he can just fuck his way through his problems instead of addressing them.

Probably still feeling like he’s constantly trying to prove himself to his dad, who he feels very isolated from. Never having really resolved the rift between him and Scott– his only really stable and fulfilling relationship in the past just being used for tinder in raunchy sexcapades that he doubts Scott would ever admit to engaging in. Most likely having an extremely toxic non-relationship with Jackson that whole time. Trying so hard to date him and get close to him and foster something private between them, but Jackson was just not ready to fully come out of the closet, let alone love and accept himself enough to be able to send any of that back to a partner. So instead they just had a lot of hatesex and screaming matches and unfair promises and sometimes he still sends Stiles dickpics and sometimes Stiles still responds to them.

So when he gets to college he feels liberated, but if anything he’s just a more manic mess and no one is close enough to him to realize that he’s getting a little bit out of control and spiraling. Hence the regular blackout drinking at parties and the loads of unsafe sex and the desire to chase after familiar dynamics even if he knows they’re bad for him overall.

So when Derek steps in and so clearly is bringing so many of his own issues to the table, it’s catnip to this self destructive tendency that Stiles has. And he can’t help pushing and pushing and pushing and wanting more and more. He knows Derek needs more time or space or help and stability, but he just can’t give that. All he has is sex and his neediness and so he just bleeds that into their volatile energy.

Much to think about. :P

dirtyknots

Okay first: uno reverse is hilarious as a way to describe his reactions to them but also completely accurate and something I can imagine Stiles actually thinks in his head the first time he twists bullying to stop hurting from it!

Also yes okay, yes to all of this. People definitely grow apart and it’s natural but for someone who lost his mom young and whose dad fell into a bottle and work trying to deal with it and kinda left him abandoned, added on to be different (Polish name, ADHD, clingy) and having virtually no friends because of that like…of course he’s going to end up taking it a lot harder when Scott starts to make other friends and he feels left out or behind. Nevermind the intimate ways they “practiced” with each other despite that brotherly feeling.

And lord yes, him and Jackson just having the most toxic and damaging non-relationship relationship where there’s this constant push/pull between them because Jackson definitely needs and craves having Stiles desire him and be available for him but he’s also too damaged himself to actually deal with that in any healthy way or admit that he needs to feel wanted. And then of course there’s that side where he knows that the entire team and probably half the school at this point know what Stiles has been doing as their waterboy and he cannot handle anyone thinking he could possibly enjoy that in any real way, so of course it turns him into a massive douche. And then there’s Stiles, needing to feel that intimacy and connection and being so lonely inside but unable to really articulate that to anyone who actually cares for him, so he’s just taking what he can get and then lashing back when Jackson pushes him away, but still always giving in when he’s hit up yet again to hook up. And he’s definitely the one who cares the least about how many people see them screaming in each other’s faces so it just drives that wedge between what they want and what is happening even further. I’d reckon the only reason they stop their whatever is because Jackson leaves for collegiate sports training a month before Stiles leaves for campus and there’s no real time left to go ahead and keep this shit up. But that’s also when Scott leaves and if Stiles felt that rift of abandonment before, it’s even worse now. I imagine that’s when he starts getting riskier with his behavior. Like, sure, he engaged in some very kinky shit in HS with Jackson and the team but that was still people he knew, now it’s strangers at whatever club will take his fake ID or off whatever kinky hookup app he manages to try next and he definitely convinces himself this is just him being free of he bullshit even though it’s still reaction to feeling so alone.

And then the party and he’s drunk but he’s not that drunk, not enough to not see how hot and uptight this dude in the bathroom is, or to smell what’s been done to the beer he forgot in here that most definitely was at last half gone but is miraculously full now. And, like you said, here we can see him recognizing familiar dynamics when he sees Derek watching him and he just. Cannot. Help. Himself. He knows, somewhere inside, that this is not going to go the way he can’t even admit to himself that he wants, but he does it anyhow. Because watching the way Derek gets the most confused fucking boner and seeing him want sparks that same thing in Stiles that he felt when he kneeled on that locker room floor and opened his mouth. And he fully convinces himself he’s going to be smarter this time, he’s gonna have his fun with this preppy jock but he’s definitely not going to get in his feels about it. This isn’t gonna be Jackson 2.0 - he’s going to have fun and open this guy’s mind to the kinky side of life and he’s going to walk away just fine. And maybe somewhere deep inside he knows it’s a lie, but he’s doing what he’s perfected over the years: pretending that everything is fine and letting his dick make his decisions. And of course it gets worse when he interacts with Derek a few days after the first time they have a messy kinky hookup and Derek behaved exactly like Jackson, pushing Stiles away and acting embarrassed that anyone might think that there’s something happening between them and Stiles just getting livid and calling Derek a repressed prick before storming off. But of course that next weekend there he is, hot and sweaty and drunk and Stiles can’t help but want, especially when Derek looks at him with open desire, his eyes all hazy from drinking and smoking and Stiles tries to be strong when Derek finally corners him, but he’s drinking again himself and he’s so fucking lonely and then Derek mumbles some dumb endearment at him, calls him baby or something equally stupid while also encouraging Stiles’ face into his hairy sweat glistening pit just off to the side of the yard where anyone can see and that’s it, Stiles is letting it happen and his dumb brain is still pretending he’s not gonna let this asshole get under his skin even tho he knows it’s already happening and he’s falling back into a mess.

Sterek Frat AU Watersports i just cannot get all these thoughts out of my head idea bouncing not my fic but I'd watch this show haha
adevillikeyou
adevillikeyou:
“Okay, but this is just “water boy” Stiles. He didn’t make it on to the team, but they all say that he can travel with them, maybe they’ll even let him wear the jersey. And when he gets there on the first game day the team throws him...
adevillikeyou

Okay, but this is just “water boy” Stiles. He didn’t make it on to the team, but they all say that he can travel with them, maybe they’ll even let him wear the jersey. And when he gets there on the first game day the team throws him his “uniform” and it’s just this windbreaker and an obviously filthy jock.

The straps are stretched out and the ribbed pouch has started to pill and without even picking it up he can smell it from here. Miscellaneous stains that could be sweat, could be piss, could be cum. He has no way of knowing.

Jackson is fighting a smirk, but his lips keep twitching and Stiles looks to Scott, but his eyes are just cast to the floor, obviously uncomfortable and outnumbered. Stiles is humiliated, but more than that he’s aroused. He bounces back and forth on his feet in front of his classmates, wondering if that’s the point or if he pops a stiffie in this, that they might gang up on him.

The only thing he knows he can’t do is turn around and go back home, tail between his legs. The guys would never let him live it down and he doesn’t think that he would survive seeing his dad’s face break when he realizes that his boy was just being bullied. Again.

He licks his lips and finally just shrugs, undressing as they all stare at him. There’s wolf whistles and crowing when he drops his briefs and they see his unkempt bush and notably small cock. The more they stare, the more it twitches and Jackson’s staring at him like a wolf trying to be patient before it pounces. Practically licking his chops. Cheers and claps ring out every time it twitches enough to bounce and Stiles puts the jack on before he even reaches for the jock, giving them more time and space to drink him in.

When he does grab it, he turns around to bend over and put it on, flashing his grungy, pink teen boy hole at the crowd. Some guys groan, others laugh. Some still are stonily silent in the most incriminating way. Including Scott. Stiles feels wrong showing off to him like this. Scott is practically his brother. But there’s also an illicit thrill to it.

The memories of them as sticky kids playing in the mud. The ghost of all their sleepovers. That unaddressed tension when they hit puberty and Stiles got caught looking, Scott started going on dates, their friend groups started separating. It feels taboo to spread for him, to invite him to stare, to feel arousal when he does.

When Stiles turns back around, he adjusts himself in the pouch for them, lets them see him rubbing the musk of the well-worn fabric into his own groin. Jackson elbows his way to the front and sneers, ever spurred on by the idea of someone else finding confidence. “Alright water boy, time for your first watering.”

He grabs Stiles by the shoulders and pushes him to his knees, fishes his own cock. It’s actually nothing to write home about either. Perhaps longer, but certainly thinner. His pubes are manicured and his nutsack tight, but Stiles can see it fattening at just the prospect of getting to do this. Whether or not it was the other boys’ intention, he sees through whatever veneer Jackson tries to maintain.

So he looks up at the other boy, eyes dark, and smirks before opening his mouth, sticking out his tongue as far as he can manage. He lets drool drip off of it, puts his hands dutifully behind his back and lets a flush travel to his face. He mewls for it, brows knitting, and watches as Jackson gets hard enough at the sight of it, that he struggles to start his stream.

His face screws up in concentration, he changes his weight from foot to foot, stance widening. The boys behind him jeer, ask what’s taking so long, and he has to bark back at them as he shakes his dick, trying to get it to operate how he wants. He closes his eyes for a second and a thin fart peels out to the dismay of the crowd, but the stream finally starts up.

It’s spattering and thin at first, but he gains confidence and pushes, soaking Stiles in the splash. He opens his eyes again to grin, with teeth. Stiles looks past him to see Scott staring, eyes shining, hunched over himself to try and hide his own tenting bulge. Stiles feels feral. He feels betrayed and blissful and angry and lewd. So he catches his best friend’s eyes and winks at him before leaning into it, catching Jackson’s cockhead in his mouth and gulping at the deluge.

Boys clatter against the lockers. Scott starts leaking spunk down his legs. Jackson yelps then groans, reaching forward to take a handful of Stiles’ hair and grind into him. His shorts fall down past his flat, freckled ass and the whole team has to watch as he loses any semblance of control, any illusion this was hazing, and just starts fucking Stiles’ face with abandon.

His back dimples and his ass clenches and he stands on his tip toes as he moans and cums down Stiles’ throat– their queer affair made public for everyone in the school to see. Stiles pulls off of him with a pop and a smack. He laps his cock clean, snuffles at his now sweaty balls, and leans back on his knees to let everyone see him rub the piss into his skin– show off the cum cupped on his tongue.

He pinches his nipples and drinks his load and gropes his bulge and asks if anyone else needs to use him. There’s a tense silence for a moment before a line forms. They’ve only got a half hour before they’re supposed to be on field, and it seems the guys were saving up for him.

He may not have made the team, but Stiles isn’t all that upset about it anymore.

Teen Wolf Stackson Sciles Watersports Humiliation Hazing Exhibitionism Voyeurism stiles stilinski Group sex Public Sex implied homophobia not my fic fic rec please sir can i have some more piss drinking
adevillikeyou

spideyboi525 asked:

So this might be similar to something you’ve written before but let’s say a 20-something omega Stiles gets hired as a live-in nanny for the Hales. Most of his duties involve looking after a preteen alpha Derek. And the moment Derek sees chubby fertile looking Stiles he has to have him. So with the help of a cackling Peter, he starts secretly doping Stiles with fertility drugs and low dose aphrodisiac. Unbeknownst to Derek, this is exactly the reason Stiles was hired, to be Derek’s mate. Stiles knowingly and happily takes every drug a very obvious Derek tries to hide in drinks or food. Thalia and Peter just wanted someone they approve of while still giving Derek the thrill of conquest, though they maybe didn’t expect Derek to start right away.

adevillikeyou answered:

A lot of this concept intrigues me, but something about the drug use just really hit a squick zone in my brain, despite the ultimately consensual nature of them, sorry! I’m pretty sensitive to that kind of stuff coming from a family of addicts so I don’t like engaging with it very much.

Idk if you’ve ever heard of the system of lines and veils, but it’s a definite veil for me. I don’t mind if it’s something that happens off screen or just acknowledged in fiction, but to engage with a narrative that’s centered on it, just doesn’t work for me.

I also don’t tend to enjoy manipulation in that way either. I think it was meant to be innocuous– coming from a young Derek and being incredibly obvious– but it still rubbed me the wrong way.

Hope this doesn’t come across as rude, just wanted to concisely explain why I wouldn’t be taking this one. Thanks for the interaction though!

dirtyknots

I'm gonna obnoxiously self promo here under this because I have a series that does deal with older Omega Stiles and a just presented Alpha Derek and some oops on the part of the Hales:

There's no drugging or scheming by the Hales here but it is the older/younger abo dynamic that your requester asked for. And hilariously was started all because of a prompt idea you had xD

adevillikeyou

YOoOoOOo, promo away. I love this series a whole lot and also just pretty much anything and everything you write. Definitely all go check this one out. You will not regret it and DK needs all the love and attention.

dirtyknots

XD I didn’t figure your mind too much, thank you! And one day I will actually write more for it too, I swear lol!

chit chat tumblr needs a berter system for this
adevillikeyou

spideyboi525 asked:

So this might be similar to something you’ve written before but let’s say a 20-something omega Stiles gets hired as a live-in nanny for the Hales. Most of his duties involve looking after a preteen alpha Derek. And the moment Derek sees chubby fertile looking Stiles he has to have him. So with the help of a cackling Peter, he starts secretly doping Stiles with fertility drugs and low dose aphrodisiac. Unbeknownst to Derek, this is exactly the reason Stiles was hired, to be Derek’s mate. Stiles knowingly and happily takes every drug a very obvious Derek tries to hide in drinks or food. Thalia and Peter just wanted someone they approve of while still giving Derek the thrill of conquest, though they maybe didn’t expect Derek to start right away.

adevillikeyou answered:

A lot of this concept intrigues me, but something about the drug use just really hit a squick zone in my brain, despite the ultimately consensual nature of them, sorry! I’m pretty sensitive to that kind of stuff coming from a family of addicts so I don’t like engaging with it very much.

Idk if you’ve ever heard of the system of lines and veils, but it’s a definite veil for me. I don’t mind if it’s something that happens off screen or just acknowledged in fiction, but to engage with a narrative that’s centered on it, just doesn’t work for me.

I also don’t tend to enjoy manipulation in that way either. I think it was meant to be innocuous– coming from a young Derek and being incredibly obvious– but it still rubbed me the wrong way.

Hope this doesn’t come across as rude, just wanted to concisely explain why I wouldn’t be taking this one. Thanks for the interaction though!

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I’m gonna obnoxiously self promo here under this because I have a series that does deal with older Omega Stiles and a just presented Alpha Derek and some oops on the part of the Hales:

There’s no drugging or scheming by the Hales here but it is the older/younger abo dynamic that your requester asked for. And hilariously was started all because of a prompt idea you had xD

sterek shameless self promo a/b/o age difference definitely nsfw read the tags
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skumfuk22 asked:

Would you like to tell us a bit more of that fantasy with cheater Derek you mentioned a few days ago? Maybe some scene that really works for you? I haven't stopped thinking about it hahaha

adevillikeyou answered:

Well I think the starting point is a prompt fill that I did a while back and have just kind of kept ruminating on more and more and fleshed into a space where it’s a regular thing I sort of daydream about. :P I can’t remember what the original prompt exactly was, but I wrote about a Derek who was very buttoned up and shy and reserved. One of those situations where he’s so repressed and nervous about meeting up to the expectations of everyone around him that he’s terribly meek and kind of unappealing to a lot of those he surrounds himself with because of course super ambitious people hate the quiet and the nervous types.

Anyway to appease his parents and society in general he just married the first girl that seemed like it made the most sense. Usually I try to keep to source material and not erase his or Stiles’ bi-ness, but in this one I just imagine him struggling so much to “perform” with her. And maybe he still is bi, she just intimidates him too much or he’s too repressed to enjoy any sex period. It doesn’t have to be a “he wants a man” thing, but either way he’s basically never made either of them cum and the more she berates him for it the worse it gets.

He’s humiliated to have to go to fertility clinics and ask about what might be wrong with him. At that point he’s so shoved down that he doesn’t even realize it for himself. Which just makes him so much more pathetic to everyone who behind his back is murmuring about how his wife married a thin voiced queer. But he genuinely thinks he must have some sort of sexual disorder or growth on his prostate or something and his wife also pushes the idea for her own sanity and their image.

So he spends months and months, maybe even years going to specialists and paying for expensive tests and trying all these things to try to please her and give her a child and he just can’t do it. And he reaches this despondent state where he thinks he’ll do pretty much anything. So without her knowing he starts looking up alternatives. Not necessarily licensed and above the board ones.

He thinks maybe he’ll just buy some questionable pills from a black market, but he’s not actually ready to risk his life yet. Somehow he ends up at a password locked site for this “homeopathic clinic”. Once he gets in it’s Stiles’ little operation that he’s basically running in a garage on the back of his property on the preserve.

Derek is really skeptical about it, but he’s desperate, so he schedules a consultation. The guy has fucking glowing reviews and he doesn’t want to admit it, but reading the testimonials and watching the lurid videos posted to his page were starting to turn him on.

The whole thing is like Goop mixed with reiki mixed with stoner mysticism and straight up porn all over the top. Stiles has this bio on his page claiming he went to medical school and found it all to be bullshit meant to peddle pharmaceuticals and then to find himself he dropped out and went back packing across his homeland. There he visited real healers and watched dulas work and found out the way fertility was always meant to be treated.

Homey and down to earth and simple and sensual. In his picture he’s got grungy facial hair and a tank top that’s practically just strings. He’s too young to possibly be so educated, but he guarantees satisfaction or money back and Derek has to admit there’s something that just feels right about this kid.

So he uses a card he keeps secret from his wife to buy a slot, makes up an excuse of being late at work to go. When he pulls up he has cold feet. Seeing it’s really just a bootleg set up, that he’s legitimately just going to some guy’s house to get his dick looked at. But he won’t get the refund if he doesn’t at least go through with it, so he just runs with it.

Inside Stiles is wearing flip flops and his feet stink and he’s eating a sandwich next to the examination table. He’s got ska music on low and incense burning and what little equipment he does have looks like it belongs more in a farm house than a hospital. But Derek just imagines himself finally knocking her up, finally making everyone happy, finally getting some breathing room.

He undresses and sits on the table and puts his feet in stirrups. His hair is all nicely coiffed and he has immaculately clean horn rims and his body hair has all been buzzed to a level burr. She calls him wild all the time. Tells him he’s worse than a dog. Hairy and stinking and messy. Seems like she doesn’t even like when he tries to touch her. One time he tried to wax it all, look more like she wanted and she made him sleep in the guest room, told him he emasculated himself.

It was hard to keep up with. The unprofessionalism continues as Stiles runs bare hands up his shins and strokes his knees while openly staring at the fat hang of his junk, humming as he licks the oils and vinegars from his sandwich off his chin. Derek shivers and his cock fattens a little and that makes him all the more nervous.

Anyway this was supposed to be a recap of last time on and new material, but I guess I’m just retreading old ground now. Long story short Stiles goes on and on about getting back to his primal self and the way studs are supposed to be. His examination consists of sniffing Derek’s armpits and playing with his foreskin and rubbing thumbs against his hole.

Asking him when the last time he jerked off was and what porn he likes and if he could fuck anyone or anything what would it be? Derek feels mortified and swindled and so out of his element. The sexual creature inside him banging at the bars of the cage he keeps it in. He keeps telling himself he’s not like that.

He doesn’t have kinks. He doesn’t masturbate. He doesn’t have fantasies. He’s a grown man with a family and responsibilities. At some point he says the appointment is over and sweeps up his clothes and goes to leave, but when he gets outside and it’s raining and he pauses and feels the water soaking his hair and the mud dirtying his feet and smells the air crisp and wild, he just feels something in him creak open.

And he storms back in and Stiles was just waiting for him with a dumb little smile. And he asks Derek if he wants to be shown that he is a stud and he can cum. And Derek fitfully nods. So Stiles lays him back on the table and gets naked with him and this is certainly not professional at all, but he starts licking Derek and stroking him and riding him.

Derek tries to stammer that he’s married, that this doesn’t seem right. But Stiles just picks up his hand and examines his ring, clenches around his dick and asks if he wants to be fertile or not. Derek shakes and doesn’t answer so Stiles sucks his ring finger and slides the wedding band off with his tongue.

Derek moans and it sounds so foreign and alluring to him and he watches as Stiles spits his ring to the floor and then fucks him so good he’s scrabbling at the examination table and howling and nutting for the first time since he was a teenager and he had a wet dream in his bed and his parent’s shouted at him for what felt like hours as he shook, cold and sticky and ashamed. Telling him he wouldn’t be a filthy little cretin like that, have some respectability.

When he comes down Stiles is humming and licking his filthy cock and spitting the “sample” into jars. He says he’ll run some more tests and look into things, but that Derek is certainly capable of breeding and if he just keeps visiting, they’ll get him exactly where he wants to go.

And Derek can feel the dangerous half-lie in there. He knows Stiles isn’t all helpful. There’s a darkness in his eyes and his hands won’t leave Derek’s body. There’s a tension between them and Derek is at least not so clueless as to not recognize it’s more than sex.

His heart races and his palms feel clammy and his mouth is dry. If she ever found out she just might castrate him. His parents would disown him. The whole town might just point and laugh. Shy, impotent, inadequate Derek fucking some dirty little sex worker when he could have had it all. Money and stature and a beautiful wife. And he’s sticking it in this smelly scammer– a male one at that.

But he’d really begun to think it would never happen for him. That he really was broken. It felt so fucking good and he already wants more. He’d tackle Stiles to the ground right now, find out if he could handle a round two. Except there’s three missed calls on his phone and it’s later than he thought and she’s going to fucking scream at him for sure.

He asks if there’s a shower and he gets tossed a package of wet wipes. Stiles smirks and Derek feels humiliated anew, but he scrubs himself up and gets dressed and races home despite the rain. It’s only when she asks what the fuck happened to it that he realizes he never picked up his ring.

not mine Sterek Teen Wolf Cheating Humiliation Homophobia Dubcon PTSD Musk cum play Gender role bullshit I WANT IT ALL OMG this is my flavor of cheating fic Derek learning to embrace himself ahhhhh
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